North Korea, Best Korea!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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