I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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