He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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