is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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