WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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