repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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