hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You made out with two different species that night
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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