tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
