Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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