I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i believe in u and ur pee
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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