If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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