no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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