yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
