she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
They took my balls.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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