I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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