I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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