it's not cheating when I paid for it
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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