Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
a search helicopter?!
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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