so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I see more hoeing in ur future
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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