I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
