So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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