so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
how drunk are you?
Several
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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