My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
