I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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