You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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