I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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