I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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