Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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