I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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