I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Is it penis luge time yet?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize