Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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