ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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