Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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