just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
