Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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