sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
