party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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