what if I'm pregnant?
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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Are these your boobs on my camera?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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