Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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