if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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