Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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