is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
