Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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