Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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