he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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