I wannas sexs uuuuu
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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