I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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