Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
His hands were made for my vagina.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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