i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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