Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Two words: nipple clamps
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