maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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