Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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